Recovery 2oz Topical Pain Cream 5% Lidocaine Pain Relief Muscle Soreness Post-Workout Deep Penetration

Recovery Cream by BeneCeutical
AKA: The "Why-Did-I-Think-That-Workout-Was-a-Good-Idea?" Fixer

So you hit the gym like a hero, and now your muscles are screaming like you just ran a marathon… uphill… in the snow… with a backpack full of regret? Yeah, we’ve been there.

Enter: Recovery Cream — your new post-workout BFF, therapist, and gentle reminder that you’re not 22 anymore.

Who Is This For?

• Gym Gladiators: You lift heavy things and put them down—now you need help putting yourself down onto the couch.

• Parents: Picking up toddlers = CrossFit. You deserve this cream.

• Sleep-In-Weird-Positions Champs: Because "I slept wrong" shouldn't take you out of commission for 3 days.

• Weekend Warriors: You went full beast mode on Saturday and now Monday is... a lot.

What It Does (Besides Save Lives)

• Slaps soreness into submission with 5% lidocaine for fast, no-nonsense relief.

• Delivers a cooling one-two punch of menthol, camphor, and dimethyl sulfoxide like a muscle spa in a tube.

• Smells like self-care with soothing lavender and eucalyptus oils, because why shouldn’t recovery smell like a fancy day spa?

How to Use It:

Rub it in like your sanity depends on it (because it might). Slather, don’t pour. Target those "why am I like this?" zones and feel the ahhh-mazing kick in.

Ingredients:
Purified water
Lavender oil
Eucalyptus oil
Dimethyl sulfoxide lecithin
Lidocaine
Menthol
Camphor
Potassium sorbate

These statements have not been approved or reviewed by the FDA.
These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, or prevent any disease.